that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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