I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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