He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I still have a little drunk in my system
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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