I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
