Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I don't want my vagina anymore.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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