And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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