at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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