If i come over, it means nothing
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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