I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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