They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I need water and some morals
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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