Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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