Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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