I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Randomize
