I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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