I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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