He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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