Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I wish i was in the wii world.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Randomize
