If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Gay?
German.
Pity.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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