idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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