have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
You pole danced in your parka.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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