is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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