idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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