Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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