I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
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