Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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