if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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