I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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