I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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