Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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