brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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