please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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