their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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