So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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