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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
My dad is sitting where you rode me
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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