I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
