i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize
