Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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