I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
She's just so happy...and so naked.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
so much tequila, so little girl.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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