I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
you traded sex for a burrito?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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