we're blogging at a bar
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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