he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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