I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
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