at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
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