Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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