I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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