Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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