I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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