I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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