How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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