Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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