She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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