think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
You dont lie about slip and slides
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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