Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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