i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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