We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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