her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
She needs sedatives and a leash
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
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