He asked to "fluff my boner.."
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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