How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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