Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Green mimosas i think yes
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
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